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How about stinky feet, are they allowed??
That, of course, refers to durian, for anybody who has never smelled durian.

On a "fake liquor" ring:

Notably, the gang hided their evil acts by masking the establishment as a crap collection facility.

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"I coulda been somebody!"

"Like ... a Blissful Bamboo Villager?"